funny stuff from kids By Lisa Smith

here are a few for you:

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which was bread with no ingredients.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

I have a bunch more, religious like these in tone, and I have a couple of recipes written by kids that are just hysterical! let me know by email if you'd like them, and I will send them to you. good luck!

 

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