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Da List Continues
By Chuuuz

Do you constantly rescue perfectly good fruit off the floor? (NO you don't eat it, you look at it sadly, then toss it.)

Have you gone to class carrying a piece of bum wad on the back of your heel, or tucked into the back
of your skirt?
Have you taught half a grade 9 class with your fly (NOT on purpose, MY GOd!) open?
Do you get to read one page of the newspaper before a colleague yanks half of it away saying "can I read the sports page?"
Do you laugh like an orangutan on crack while passing shoe stores that display rat-shaped killer/disco queen pointy high-heeled boots? (WHO Makes these things?)

Who WeArs them?

Are you proud like a soldier of your thick-rubber soled, butt kicking boots?

Do you mumble this line to nobody in particular as you leave the parking lot-- "Thank GOD thIS daY is OVer.

Are you better than Ricky Williams at elbowing your way down a sardine city high school hall?

Is your intuition so honed, you should work for the CIA?

Can you mark, watch Seinfeld reruns, feed your cat, cook supper, do a load of wash, talk to your mom, clip your toenails (gotta keep em nice & short for those long hall walks) and shine your butt-kicking boots all at the same time?

Can you detect head lice at 50 paces?

Do you notice the similarities between a piece of fudge and an eraser?