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phantom poopers
By MommyTN

We had one a few years ago that would, um, well, there's no nice way to put this... Let's just say he created some artistic masterpieces with a, um, very unusual and inventive medium. I suppose some people might have called
it modern art, we called it turds on the wall. Just to be really mean (since she's a bit of a practical joker) our VP called the art teacher down and told him that a kid had done some drawing on the bathroom wall and that she wanted him to see if he could identify the artistic style. LOL Poor guy got quite a shock!

Anyway, we had to start a potty patrol after that.

There are checklists posted outside every bathroom in our school and the janitors check them once an hour. When they check them they initial whether the bathroom was clean or if there was a mess. Teachers also check before their kids go in and after they come out. And, on top of all that, we keep a sign out sheet in our room for kids who leave class to go potty on their own. That way we always know who was there and at what time.

We also had some phantom pee-ers a while back in the boys room. Turned out they were taking bets on who could launch it the highest up on the wall. Good times.