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funnies from the kindergarten
By PoohBear

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The kindergarten always has some great ones (they make me tear out my hair but they are funny)

Question...what animal lives in the rain forest?
Student....I know it's this one (pointing to toucan) but I like bears
better and then marked the bear.

Question.....If you cut your candy bar in half to give one half to your brother what would the bar look like? Pictures of bars cut in half, 1/3--2/3 and 3 thirds.
Student....am I giving it to my little brother? I indicate I can't tell her and she says "I think it's my little brother and marks the 1/3-2/3 bar"

My all time favorite.....
Question....which
do you use when a horn is honking? Pictures of an ear, eye and nose.
Student marks nose and then looks at me, smiles and pokes his nose while saying "honk, honk"

Gotta love 'em:rolleyes:

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